Sunday, November 4, 2012

Nude men

In our series of "obscene pictures from Ecuador" today, we present this scene: two naked men in wrestling match and an unhappy dragon lying squashed underneath. The statue has recently been deployed along with a number of others in the main street Naciones Unidas.

Here the  censorship apparently intervened and positioned a belt to cover the man's anus.

The work is otherwise dated 1904. Maybe it has been on the municipality stock the last hundred years, until they found the times mature.

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Heyy, you!

In big cities like Quito and Guayaquil, the traffic is clogged.


 You should be soft, supple and especially rude to access forward.


This is entirely understood by the iguanas in the Centenario Park in Guayaquil. Nevertheless, this "passing" is too much in its insolent manner.

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Flying low in Quito

Low flying has been and still is  a problem in Quito.

We are not sure of the cause. One possible reason may be that the pilots are staring blind at the altimeter that indicates 2850 meters above sea level, and do not realize that they are in the middle of the afternoon rush of Ecuador's capital.

Whatever they create problems by not comply with traffic regulations. They do not stay in the right lane, and sometimes they even leave the roadway. There was a Boeing 2524 which took the laundry of Mrs. Lopez the other day.

The authorities remain silent on the issue, focusing instead on the progress they have achieved in agricultural policy.

Sunday, September 30, 2012

Heroes

Four of greatest men in the history of latin America is waiting for you when you sit down at the table to enjoy your gourmet pizza.

But what are their names and what have they done ​​to be honored with their portraits at this upscale eatery by theTena river bankWell, indeed you should know.

Perhaps the flags shown under their noble faces will help you?

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Rainbow Man

Every Sunday he visits the Carolina Park in Quito presenting his colors. The price of a color is 10 cents. For a dollar you can get the entire rainbow.

Then you can look for treasure at the end of the rainbow. But with no guarantees from the Rainbow Man. This is not his job.

Sunday, September 16, 2012

The Tree God

From immemorial  times The Tree God has ruled Ecuador. He is not figuring on any official lists of statesmen and presidents, but that does not matter. He knows he is in charge. Not even President Correa will dare to challenge him.

However the rainforest department has several times frightened him with  closure.

Here he is rendered by a local artist in this year's carnival. Unlike some other fearful religions, the Tree God not bother showing his face .

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Beware of the tourists

They have taken the Plaza Foch in their possession. With long confident steps they are parading like victoorious Germans one April day in Norway 1940.

Light fitted in short pants because they are close to the equator line. Undaunted by the fact that this is at 2800 meters altitude and the temperature gauge shows 12 degrees celsius; the uniform code is fortified.